Tlönista

I want to go back in time and slap whoever thought velo binding was a good idea.

I would slap them so hard.

i will become a COMIXVEDETTE

I’m edging dangerously near emo-indie-cartoonist territory here. Luckily, I have made a solemn vow that I will go out and troll for dates and tawdry sex on Gumtree rather than make comics about how I have no life and can’t get laid, so you all are safe.

So today I caught some well-deserved flak for forgetting to pass on an important phone message to one of my co-workers. Then a former client rang, angrily asserting that we had mislaid a terrible lot of his money, and the person dealing would have to be the same co-worker. And then the temp had a seizure.

The weekend can’t come soon enough.